Q. E. effin’ D.– griffinward
… and I could have dildo attachments for hands.– waschbar
padding my glass sketchbook
you guys my life is so hard you guys i only have 31 pages and theres still white space on some of the pages
Would one of you meteorologically inclined people help me figure out how to kill the weather, please?
Mick Jagger what are you doing.
Close your silly shirt and stop moving your hips like that. You are 68 years old. Your warranty is so void it hurts. This is no way for a temporally mature gentleman to behave.
Drinking Orange Crush Listening to Orange Crush In a gray towel
horcelain asked: omg you have the accordion theme excuse me while i become your best friend
grimdark-misandrist asked: fooly cooly!
dancingtothemuzak asked: Arthur Dent
tophaloaf-deactivated20121112 asked: Setsuna F. Seiei.
Give me a character and I will answer:
Why I like them Why I don’t Favorite episode (scene if movie) Favorite season/movie Favorite line Favorite outfit OTP Brotp Head Canon Unpopular opinion A wish An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen 5 words to best describe them My nickname for them
It’s time for you to learn what a pillow tastes like, Dylan.– Tophaloaf, circa his junior year.
This is why I can’t have kids. True story. They might not like Star Wars,...– Tophaloaf