Why, yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask?
I like the way that a lime wedge floats in a gin and tonic like a tasty, citrus Portuguese man o’ war.
Stephen did a precision cut across my bananas earlier…– Topher “Fruit Will Protect Me From Turtles” Smith
Someone, please, for the love of all that is pink...
It’s like the 80’s were a bottle of red wine that got spilled on the bright, bleached carpet of my mind.
I would like to forever memorialize this moment: I just witnessed Topher Smith trying to circular breathe while directing his foul breath into his own nostrils. So there.