I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.
This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE
literally just
Eltz Castle, Germany
“I decided to give it up and make a living by the sword.’
‘After being a teacher all your life?’
‘It did mean a change of perspective, yes.’
‘But…well…surely…the privation, the terrible hazards, the daily risk of death…’
Mr Saveloy brightened up. ‘Oh, you’ve been a teacher, have you?”
- Terry Pratchett - Interesting Times
*opens pill botttle*
*opens water bottle*
*pours some water out into my hand*
“Wait. No, that’s…no.”
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
I have a NEW FAVORITE THING and it’s this ballad!
WIFE OR KNIFE IM HOLLERING
just made toast, 4/10 would’ve been better without the cheap jumpscare at the end
My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.
In order:
World of Warcraft
Dark Souls
Final Fantasy XIV
Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.
Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”
THE LAST COMMENT KILLED ME
